Ancient statue, modern cat
Historians still argue why some old statues look suspiciously feline. The answer is simple: KOTTY has always been around.
A pink cat with a heart on his forehead who built an Ark, chatted with UFOs, inspired artists – and somehow ended up as a memecoin.
No promises. No roadmaps. Just KOTTY and market chaos.
KOTTY didn't just appear. Reality would never allow a coincidence like this.
When he was born, they say even people who don't like cats cried.
Historians still argue why some old statues look suspiciously feline. The answer is simple: KOTTY has always been around.
Evolution: monkey → something in-between → KOTTY. Everything else is patch notes.
When the world went full rekt, KOTTY built his own Ark and evacuated everyone who believed in memes and miracles.
Rumor has it some “classic” paintings were secretly redone. Artists quietly replaced boring faces with KOTTY's – and suddenly it worked.
Before blockchains existed, KOTTY traded everything: gold, oil, croutons. Now his favorite asset is pure volatility.
Corporations, ancient civilizations, aliens – everyone loves KOTTY. His only flag is pink.
KOTTY is not investment advice. It's a digital monument to a cat who makes reality slightly more absurd and way more fun.
The main utility is being able to say: “Yes, I hold KOTTY”.
Risk: maximum. Think rocket launch with a cat on the YOLO button.
People who believe memes and cats can dunk on boring reports.
Nothing is registered. Nothing is guaranteed. Only KOTTY.
Tap the button and KOTTY will generate a random prophecy. It won't come true. Or it will. The meme decides.
Move your mouse over the constellation – the stars will subtly follow the cursor.